The honest truth about men

1. The nice men are ugly

2. The handsome men are not nice

3. The handsome and nice men are gay

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think that we are only after their money

7. The handsome men without money, are after our money

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough/are commitment phobs

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have no money, are a bunch of cowards

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and thank god are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative


ps..am not the one who initiated this..read it from a friend's note in FB and find it humourous and interesting..so enjoy reading it gals..n guys.....dun b sensitive..LOL

Rainbow after the rain

it's been raining almost everyday here.....
have always love the gloomy cold weather.....
but i miss the sunshine.....
i miss the rainbow after the rain.....
when will everything be over...to turn over a new leaf..

My laptop =(

its certified..technology hates me...
my comp got a total of more than 20 virus..i think more than 20..
n I DIN DO/CLICK ON ANYTHING!!!! *innocent face*
stupid limewire...ergh...
so yea..my comp is with my friend for reformatting purposes and i'll be unable to online for quite some time..wil still check my mail from time to time tho..
THANK U YUEH HAN for all the hassle!!!!
anyway..went to watch 2012 with the sct gang the other day..
the movie = 2 thumbs up..for more info bout 2012, go check out joyce's blog instead..
the almost-3-hours movie is so so "gan cheong" that both vosan and ju got bruises on their arms...lol..sorry guys..=P
oh..n b4 tat..went starbucks to meet up wit aubrey..and while waiting for my coffee, i met joyce...
what a coincidence =)
i miss u joyce..


ps..its been almost a month now..i miss you both..

Just Want To Be...

Just want to be...running around granny's hse compound with firecrackers that throw sparks at the end of the stick
Just want to be...cycling around granny's hse compound and then play monkey & captain balls or pepsi cola at the porch
Just want to be...by the seaside, listening to the sound of the waves
Just want to be...on kaleebso, enjoying the good food, sea breeze and the view of the sky filled with stars
Just want to be...able to sleep without any distractions, dreams and worries
Just want to be...happy

Men are like Liquors

while running some errands for mummy, i sat down by the door, enjoying the raining breeze..
listening to the sound of pouring rain and also songs from my mp3..
with a glass of liquor in hand, i came up with a hypothesis...

"Men are like Liquors"

little bit of liquor brings you happiness and joy..
bit more of liquor gets you tipsy..
more of liquor makes you forget youself..of who you are..and what you are doing and etc..
n after that, when you're drunk..
liquor leaves you empty..sad..and lost..
but..oh well..to be fair..not all liquor leave their drinker empty and sad...
some like a very fine wine..helps to keep a person healthy..improve the blood circulation and so on so forth..
but a fine wine..is of course..very hard to find...
it also depends on the drinker..as how she controls her intake of liquor...
i totally abused my intake of liquor..that explains the horrid gastric pain..
what about you girls???
and men...what type of liquor are you?? beer? wine? whisky? or etc???


ps..no offence aite...this is just a random hypothesis that i thought of out of nothing..--> an exclusion clause so tat i wont get sued for discrimination or stereotyping or watsoever =)